October 2, 2000
ET: She's conquered music charts and movie screens, but now Bette Midler's sights are set on her new sitcom ...
Bette: You're grounded, hotshot!
Harm: But ...
Bette: Butt! The only butt you
should worry about is yours ...
Bette: ... in a court-martial!
ET: Bette reports for duty in a
Bette: Wipe that smirk off your face,
Pretty Boy! I guess you're feeling
mighty proud of yourself, aren't you?
BM: Oh yeah, he's a very good
actor. Oh yes! Yes! Excellent
timing and the best part is he
didn't break up when I did.
DJE: It was a lot of fun. She was
a doll. So nice!
ET: The Navy finds itself in need
DJE: I can dive; I can spear fish.
Yeah, I think I'd be fine. I think they
should maybe do "Actor Survivor".
ET: And David appears to be back