David James Elliott on MAD TV


 Kid: Conductor Clark, are those
Kennedy men really that bad?
CC: Well, Ernie ... yes!
Hey! That reminds me of
another N word.

 CC: Noguchi!
DJE: That's right!
Thomas Noguchi, the coroner
who conducted Marilyn's
autopsy.

 DJE: He has long voiced his opinion
that the death scene had been
tampered with. When it came time
to examine the specimens in Marilyn's
stomach, they were no longer available.

 All: No longer available!
CC: Wow! So the whole thing was
just made to look like a suicide.
Hobo Dan: And paid for with
Pentagon money.

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