David James Elliott on MAD TV


 DJE: It's called
Goddess, Whore, Target
The Plot to Kill Marilyn
.

 MJ: That sounds fun!
Hey! Let's take a peek!
 

 DJE: Well, another N word is Nap.
Marilyn liked to take naps
with President Kennedy
and his brother Robert.
N is also for Nuclear!
 

 It was after one of these naps
at around the time of the
Cuban Missile Crisis the
Kennedys allegedly told Marilyn
secrets about America's
nuclear capabilities.

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