David James Elliott on MAD TV

February 12, 2000

Conductor Clark: The Reading Caboose has arrived. I'm Conductor Clark.

Ms. Janice: And I'm Ms. Janice. Hey! What time is it?

Kids: Reading time!

CC and MJ: That's right!

MJ: Today we're going to take a look at the letter N.

CC: That's right. N as in ... numbers.

MJ: Or, nectarine ...

CC: Or, Nembutal.

MJ: For example, Nembutal mixed with chlorohydrate caused the suicide of Marilyn Monroe.

CC and MJ: Or did it?

.....

MJ: Hey, guess what?

CC: What?

MJ: To help us take a look at the letter N, we have children's author Bob Dempsey.

[loud cheers and clapping as DJE (Bob Dempsey) enters]


 CC: Hiya Bob! What do you
got for us today?
 

 DJE: Well, Conductor Clark, today
I brought a book that I
wrote myself.

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